Какая разница

[arbeka]

Какая разница между специалистом по генеалогии и гинекологом?
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"What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

A genealogist looks up family trees. A gynecologist looks up bushes."
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[belkafoto.livejournal.com]

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.

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MAID: -What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?

ME: -Tea pls.

MAID: -Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?

ME: -Ceylon Tea pls.

MAID: -How do U want it, black or white?

ME: -White....

MAID: -Milk or fresh cream?

ME: -With milk.

MAID: -Goat milk or cow milk?

ME: -Cow’s milk.

MAID: -Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?

ME: -Uhm, lemme go with freeze land cow.

MAID: -Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

ME: -Sugar.

MAID: -Bee sugar or cane sugar?

ME: -Cane sugar

MAID: -White, brown or yellow sugar?

ME: -Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...

MAID: -Mineral, tap or distilled water?

ME: -Mineral water.

MAID: -Flavored or non flavored?

ME: -In fact, get me an empty glass!

MAID: -Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

ME: -Free me, I will swallow my spit..."

[klausnick.livejournal.com]

'Do you know Cauchy theorem?' said R.
'What do you mean by Cauchy theorem?' answered Ashenden. It is like asking me if I like poetry. I like Keats and Wordsworth… When you say Cauchy theorem, do you mean Cauchy's integral formula, or Cauchy's mean value theorem, or Cauchy's theorem (group theory), or Cauchy's theorem (geometry) on rigidity of convex polytopes, or the Cauchy–Kovalevskaya theorem concerning partial differential equations, or the Cauchy–Peano theorem in the study of ordinary differential equations, or just Cauchy theorem?'
'Cauchy theorem', replied R., a man of few words.